The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment Theme Lyrics

The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment Theme

Scientist: What’s that going on down there in the laboratory?
Scientist: I heard strange sounds emanating from there
Scientist: We should probably investigate
Scientist: Oh no.
Scientist: What is it? Who’s in there?
Scientist: I think it’s—
Scientist: It’s not—
Scientist: It looks like—
Both: Ed Shepp!
Scientist: And I think he’s on the mixmachine again!
Scientist: Oh no!!
Scientist: You don’t think he’s about to—
Scientist: It looks like he’s preparing to—
Scientist: He can’t be about to—
Scientist: He’s going to throw down the jam!

What’s this digidazzle dataflow
Swirling through your radio?
A smash-flash-trashtic splashtic show
Called The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment
A sweet, spiced supersizzle sparklesnow,
An audio beepshow by Van Gogh
So slide right up and say hello
To The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment

CHORUS:
The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment!
Ed Shepp Radio Experiment!
Ed Shepp Radio Experiment!
Let’s start the show! Go!

What’s that tingle in your ear
Sproingling through your sonorosphere?
Blasting past the last frontier!
The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment
A grand-slam, no spam glamboree
Flea-free TNT glee times three
It all starts out with an E
The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment!

CHORUS

Scientist: What’s he doing now?
Scientist: I don’t know; it’s gotten awfully quiet
Scientist: You don’t think he’s going to—
Scientist: I’m afraid he’s preparing to—
Scientist: You mean he intends to… mess it up?

Ed Shepp: Hmmmm, let’s mess it up

What’s this digidazzle dataflow
Swirling through your radio?
(I think by now you should probably know)
The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment
So find a comfy place to stay
Crank that volume all the way
Cux right now, it’s anchors aweigh
For The Ed Shepp Radio Experiment

CHORUS, REPEAT CHORUS

Scientist: Good heavens!
Scientist: The laboratory’s going to go boom again!

Beep.